TheKingofSwing's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Requiem for the Damned]

Beautiful

This touched me in a way that if my wife touched me that way, I would say "HEY WAIT A MINUTE I AM NOT MARRIED GET OUT OF MY HOUSE RANDOM WHORE" and I would take her ass to court.
In short, I liked it. It could use less color, though. Much less color. Other than that, it was fantastic.

[the story of billy]

Man

Man, I totally can't imagine some little boy doing the voices at all. Or the animation. Or the writing. Seriously. This is some professional stuff.

And I totally just lied about all of that. Work on it, and try... I dunno... growing up. It helps when trying to come up with good ideas. You need 50 million years of more practice.

David3000 responds:

lol but i did this ages a go and just thort that i should put it on and not every one hated it or it would not have made it past the portal

[The Witch]

This movie bez good

I enjoyed... I enjoyed this movie. The... the comedy. It's good. I like the comedy. You, you know how to write comedy. One thing, though, the beginning text is a bit much. A bit much... the beginning text is. That's what the beginning text is: Much. A bit. In closing, good job, I gave it my 5. Because I support good comedy. Goodbye.

[Arfenhouse Teh Movie 3]

TEH BEZT

U SIR ARE IN IN IN IN INSPIRATION 2 US ALL! I COMMEND YOU, FANTASTIC WORK! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW HOWOW HAPPY YOU HAVE MADE THE WORLD WITH THIS WORK OF ART. THE BEST TWO-TIMES-TRILOGY IN THE HISTORY OF TWO-TIMES-TRILOGIES, WHICH I HAVE JUST MADE UP. NUMBER FIVE IS FLOATING AROUND IN PURGATORY. CONGRATS ON THE AWESOMENESS.