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Step on you on my way up

2009-05-06 21:29:57 by TheKingofSwing

So I released another animation finally. I spent soooo long on this, I'm surprised I was able to complete it. It's such an ambitious project. Watch "Step on you", and you'll know what true happiness is.

In other news, Hell is quite nice. I hope to go back there soon. HOPE.

:3

Step on you on my way up


....what?

2008-08-09 19:12:21 by TheKingofSwing

What?

....what?


I'm going to hell

2008-04-02 21:58:22 by TheKingofSwing

Hey bitches, I'm going to hell. Want me to bring you back anything?

The devil needs me to fill in his place while he attends a birthday party, so I'll be gone for awhile. Take care and make sure to wash your ears.

WASH YOUR FUCKING EARS.

SERIOUSLY.

EAR WASHING.

I'M GOING TO HELL AND WILL NOT RETURN FOR AWHILE. SEE YOU LATER.

I'm going to hell


Fuck, I did it again

2008-03-23 17:17:26 by TheKingofSwing

You bastards, I just released an Easter animation involving the trashcan frog things. They don't have names, really... well, I sort of gave them names, but they're retarded. The green one's called Manny and the purple one is called Ynnam. I know, stupid as hell. Then again, the entire thing is just dumb, but that's what makes it fun. That and they never call each other by these names, they're more or less just names so I can refer to them without sounding dumb. You know, instead of saying "The green one! The purple one!".

I actually find this new one a lot funnier than the St. Patrick's day one, but only because of the voice acting and how fast paced it is. It's great. Also, there's a bit of Jesus in there... but shit, this is a JESUS HOLIDAY, gotta come to expect that I think, eh?

Now eat your candy and go look for eggs in the backyard, you 12 year olds.

ETZ ABOUT EASTERRRR

Fuck, I did it again


Front page you say?

2008-03-17 23:36:06 by TheKingofSwing

I honestly have no idea what to say about the front page thing. It's awesome, yes. Unexpected, certainly. But still awesome. So I got a treat for you guys... well, not so much a treat as much as it is... uh... text. I wrote a script for a bullshit easter cartoon about the trashcan frogs that I probably won't do. I'm gonna post the script here so you can see first hand that I really put next to no thought at all into the writing of my stuff. Starts out with the green one talking, and each line is the two talking back and forth. Don't feel like labeling the lines, and it really isn't finished at all, but look how much I care. Enjoy reading... or don't.

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Hey, it's fucking easter.

Is that the same as normal easter?

Hardly, dear sir, hardly.

Easter's just another Jesus holiday, right?

Noooo, it's about a god damn rabbit.

A rabbit?

Yeeees.

Wait, Jesus was a rabbit?

Fucking NOOOOOO.

Stop cursing, rabbit Jesus is listening. He'll rise from the grave and lay an egg for your speaks.

For my speaks?!

Your speaks.

I don't care, I ain't scared of no zombie.

Zombie rabbit.

Eating carrot brains.

Lets eat candy in a basket.

NO WAIT THAT WAS LAID OUT BY RABBIT JESUS.

AAAAAH.

What the shit is this? Rabbit Jesus has transformed into chocolate.

Well he IS rabbit jesus.

Lets talk about rabbit jesus some more.

Yes, run this joke into the ground!

It's the only one I got!

Till there's naught left but bloody nubs!
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And the oscar for best writing goes to.... SOMEBODY ELSE!

Front page you say?


I skipped Valentines day and New years day

2008-03-15 14:10:58 by TheKingofSwing
Updated

I skipped a couple of holidays, what about it? And sure, I'll probably skip Easter too, just because. BLOOD IS POURING! AAAAAH!

I released a fucking St. Patrick's day animation entitled "You gonna drink that?", in the tradition of me releasing a cartoon per holiday with a title that's a sentence that involves you, the viewer. It's WEIRD. WEIRD LIKE ME. THE KING OF SWING.

THAT'S ME.

I skipped Valentines day and New years day


Christmas it is.

2007-12-25 18:16:08 by TheKingofSwing

My post mood is all red faced because I just ate a bunch of food, a bunch of smores. I just kept eating them, it was great. Or terrible, I can't remember. Smalls didn't even know how to MAKE smores, he was killing me. I told him, "Smalls, you're killing me!" I gotta show that kid everything, jeez.

But yeah, it's Christmas. The 25th. Santa Claus didn't bring me shit, but that didn't stop me from working all night on an animation that one person called 'surreal'. It's an odd little thing, so you should watch it. It's crazy.

I also officially have 1 favorite. Or rather, one person has added me onto their favorite artist list. Damn, that means I'm in trouble, huh? Man. I bet it's Smalls, he's such a tattle tale. Doesn't know anything.

Be right back, I want some more smores. HAH! SOME MORE SMORES! *snort* I'M THE BEST!!!!!!

The view makes you itchy

Christmas it is.


ITS THANKSGIVING

2007-11-22 21:30:49 by TheKingofSwing

ITS THANKSGIVING. I SAY THIS AS IF YOU DIDNT KNOW.

IF YOU ARE NOT AMERICANT, THEN YOU MAY NOT KNOW.

I SAY IT FOR YOU, AMERIC-URNOT.

ASTRONAUT.

Seriously, though, way to go America. Celebrate not dieing of starvation by eating way more than you should, you fat bastards. No wonder the US is one of the fattest countries in the world. Shit.

Oh and I released something. Or rather, I added subtitles to something I already did and added a Thanksgiving theme to it. Because America demands attention like a whore. Like a whore.

ITS THANKSGIVING



Do me a favor and watch this, ok? And yes I'm a whore. I whore my shit out to all. Eat it.

Click this


IT'S TIME FOR SOME SHIT

2007-10-31 07:15:33 by TheKingofSwing

Son. How are you? Are you well? What I have here is certainly something that will.

Ham sandwich.

RELEASE THE BLOOD HOUNDS!

IT'S TIME FOR SOME SHIT